Friday, June 03, 2005

Associated Press: "Runaway Bride Sentenced to Probation"

Oh, wait, I almost forgot... I don't give a shit!

OK, I'm asking: What am I missing? Why do I care about the story of one woman, who ran away because she didn't want to get married? What does this have to do with my life, my country or my world?

Can we get back to real news yet? Will we ever?