It's Official: Strongest Drugs Are In Utah
The Yellow Dog Blog is still confirming reports that 61 percent of Utah residents also believe that Elvis is still alive and SpongeBob-Squarepants is gay.
Josh Nell, of Herriman Utah, doesn't discern any correlation between Bush being in office and things going badly: "I would say he's doing pretty good, especially with all the stuff that's happened. He's handling it pretty well," said Nell.
So, despite Utah's reputation for being somewhat staid and puritanical, I think these poll numbers can only make us believe that they must lead the nation in chronic pot smoking – and it must be some damn fine marijuana indeed.
Note to the 39 percent (or less) who are better connected to reality. Move East or West – you don't belong in Utah.