Stranded Motorists You Should Not Help: Number 411
As I always say, if you see a broken-down car with this bumper sticker affixed, keep driving. They do not deserve your help.
Larry goes on to rant about the sentiment behind that charming little slogan:
Gee, let's see, just off the top of my head, these are some of my values:Larry is obviously referring to former Congressman – as of Monday – Randy "Duke" Cunningham, an eight-term Republican stalwart, who pleaded guilty to graft on Monday, admitting he took $2.4 million in bribes from defense contractors in exchange for government business and other favors.
I'd like to know which of these are not family values, and why. I can understand if someone has the intelligence to argue a specific point, but these moronic, infantile slogans trying to demonize liberalism are just so small minded, childish and pathetic. I guess stealing 2.4 million dollars is a family value.
- Number One: Treating others the way you yourself would want to be treated
- Equality for all
- Protection of privacy
- Security for the country
- A healthy environment
- Telling the truth
- Caring for others, especially those less fortunate than you - giving to charities like Habitat for Humanity
- Health care for all
- A fair and balanced government
- Separation of Church and State
- Freedom of Religion
- The right to dissent
- Freedom of Speech
C'mon, Larry.... In the GOP household, that's not only a family value, it's a way of life, Baby!
Thanks to Larry for the note and please drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org if you spot a bumper sticker we should all know about.