Thursday, December 22, 2005

Double-Mouthed Fish To Replace McClellan?

A Nebraska fisherman came upon an unusual catch last weekend when he hauled in a rare, two-mouthed trout.

"I reached down and grabbed it to take the hook out, and that's when I noticed that the hook was in the upper mouth and there was another jaw protruding out below," said angler Clarence Olberding.

The Yellow Dog Blog is investigating reports that the one-pound fish is being considered as a possible replacement for White House Press Secretary Scott "Two-Mouth" McClellan.