Vote in The Kippies
Introducing The Kippies – "brought to you by your friends at Diebold" – in which you can vote in the following categories:
Chickenhawk of the Year: Obviously a tough choice when dealing with Republicans, but this is where you cast your vote for the right-winger who most exemplifies the GOP mentality of "Make war – but please don't involve me!" The nominees include Michelle Malkin, "Mean" Jean Schmidt, Andrew Sullivan and, of course, the Chickenhawk-in-Chief. But my vote went for the Young Republicans, who have the youth and opportunity to back up their big talk, but somehow never seem to do it.Please go vote. But budget a fair amount of time as the sheer volume of deserving recipients makes this quite a difficult bunch of decisions.
The Fluffy: This award, for the "Bush-Fluffer" of the year, is for the person most consistently giving the president metaphorical oral sex.
The Purple Teardrop with Clutched Pearls cluster: This one's for the conservative whiner of the year – another tough choice.
The Soggy Biscuit Award: Also known by the authors as the "Circle-Jerk of The Year" award, this contest is for the biggest selection of people who just don't get it – and try to make you equally clueless.
Wank of the Year: "Wank of the Year" celebrates the single, biggest act of conservative stupidity – obviously a massive group from which to choose.
The Coveted Palme d’Hair: What The Poor Man calls "the most prestigious award on the internets," this contest will reward the person with the greatest body of work in being a total tool.