Two-Headed Snake for Sale
"It's an amazing snake," aquarium President Leonard Sonnenschein said of the four-foot-long reptile. "When people see it they are awe-struck."
[Insert your own Ann Coulter joke here]
BobGeiger.com is investigating reports that the snake was originally given two names, "Mehlman" and "McClellan," but that the name was later changed to avoid offending the powerful Reptile Anti-Defamation League.