Monday, January 01, 2007

New Year's Resolutions You'll Want Kept

From the I-wish-I'd-written-that file, my friend Bill Scher of Liberal Oasis and The Huffington Post has a great piece up today called New Year's Resolutions You'll Want Kept. In it, he gives his take on some things certain political leaders and pundits can do to make this year different than 2006.

For example:

Lynne Cheney: To read that copy of "Heather Has Two Mommies" that Mary gave her for Christmas.

Donald Rumsfeld: When leading the Sunrise Estates shuffleboard team against archrival Peaceful Gardens, to bring enough players.

Sen. John McCain: To put the Straight Talk Express up on blocks at the Permanent Occupation Trailer Park.

Justice John Paul Stevens: LIVE, BABY, LIVE!

Joe Lieberman: To call every voter in Connecticut, inform them he's supporting a troop increase in Iraq, gleefully shout "Sucker!", then hang up.

Please go here to have a look at the rest.