Workers See Jesus Image In Nacho Pan

Crossing the news wires yesterday was the story of employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant in Jacksonville, Fla. and their discovery of what they believe is an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to warm nacho cheese.

The kitchen staff at the restaurant say they won't be using the pan anymore in the kitchen, but people are welcome to come and view the holy cookware.



OK, I held off for a day on this item, lest I appear to be an anti-Christmas liberal, but I'm not sure it's actually Jesus they see in that pan.

Take a closer look. I may be wrong, but... I'm thinkin' Saudi national. Missing about oh, I don't know, 1,561 days since our president said we would get his butt dead or alive...

I'm not sayin' – I'm just sayin'.