Helen Thomas On Scottie's Butt Again

White House Press Secretary Scott "The Lyin' King" McClellan must really long for the days when he could field softball questions from non-journalists planted in the press room. Here's everyone's favorite real reporter, Helen Thomas, going after Weasel Boy on Tuesday about the Bush administration claiming they don't condone torture of prisoners, while asking for torture exemptions:

Thomas: I'd like you to clear up, once and for all, the ambiguity about torture. Can we get a straight answer? The President says we don't do torture, but Cheney --

McClellan: That's about as straight as it can be.

Thomas: Yes, but Cheney has gone to the Senate and asked for an exemption on --

McClellan: No, he has not. Are you claiming he's asked for an exemption on torture? No, that's --

Thomas: He did not ask for that?

McClellan: -- that is inaccurate.

Thomas: Are you denying everything that came from the Hill, in terms of torture?

McClellan: No, you're mischaracterizing things. And I'm not going to get into discussions we have --

Thomas: Can you give me a straight answer for once?

McClellan: Let me give it to you, just like the President has. We do not torture. He does not condone torture and he would never --

Thomas: I'm asking about exemptions.

McClellan: Let me respond. And he would never authorize the use of torture. We have an obligation to do all that we can to protect the American people. We are engaged --

Thomas: That's not the answer I'm asking for --

McClellan: It is an answer -- because the American people want to know that we are doing all within our power to prevent terrorist attacks from happening. There are people in this world who want to spread a hateful ideology that is based on killing innocent men, women and children. We saw what they can do on September 11th --

Thomas: He didn't ask for an exemption --

McClellan: -- and we are going to --

Thomas: -- answer that one question. I'm asking, is the administration asking for an exemption?

McClellan: I am answering your question. The President has made it very clear that we are going to do --

Thomas: You're not answering -- yes or no?

McClellan: No, you don't want the American people to hear what the facts are, Helen, and I'm going to tell them the facts.

Thomas: -- the American people every day. I'm asking you, yes or no, did we ask for an exemption?

McClellan: And let me respond. You've had your opportunity to ask the question. Now I'm going to respond to it.

Thomas: If you could answer in a straight way.

McClellan: And I'm going to answer it, just like the President -- I just did, and the President has answered it numerous times.

Thomas: -- yes or no --

McClellan: Our most important responsibility is to protect the American people. We are engaged in a global war against Islamic radicals who are intent on spreading a hateful ideology, and intent on killing innocent men, women and children.

Thomas: Did we ask for an exemption?

McClellan: We are going to do what is necessary to protect the American people.

Thomas: Is that the answer?

McClellan: We are also going to do so in a way that adheres to our laws and to our values. We have made that very clear. The President directed everybody within this government that we do not engage in torture. We will not torture. He made that very clear.

Thomas: Are you denying we asked for an exemption?

McClellan: Helen, we will continue to work with the Congress on the issue that you brought up. The way you characterize it, that we're asking for exemption from torture, is just flat-out false, because there are laws that are on the books that prohibit the use of torture. And we adhere to those laws.

Thomas: We did ask for an exemption; is that right? I mean, be simple -- this is a very simple question.

McClellan: I just answered your question. The President answered it last week.

Thomas: What are we asking for?

Thomas: Would you characterize what we're asking for?

McClellan: We're asking to do what is necessary to protect the American people in a way that is consistent with our laws and our treaty obligations. And that's what we –

And once again, the intrepid Thomas is forced to be like a kid at the county fair trying to latch onto the greased pig. Yep, Scott's family must be real proud of what he does for a living.