Now, there's CronyJobs.com.
"Apply" now, says the site with a wink. "... to secure a lucrative career both decrying and luxuriating in the spoils of Big Government! No experience necessary! Don't miss your chance to suckle greedily at America's soon-to-be-bankrupt bureaucracy teat!
The site even spotlights recent customers, Harriet Miers and FEMA's Michael Brown, who did just fine for themselves by using the service.
Finally, a place to give the members of Team Bush a direct pipeline to the job of their dreams without being subjected to those nasty "qualifications" demanded by so many Democrats.