Announcing CronyJobs.com!

Oh, sure, it seems easy: Be loyal to the Bush family, give them a bunch of money, bail one of the Bush offspring out of jail and you're a shoo-in for a cushy government job, right? Maybe not. There's a lot of people out there who have given cash to the Bush clan and the Republican machine and, let's face it, a lot of conservative suck-ups have probably had to rescue one of the Bush kids from Cell Block A or a Florida drug treatment center.

Now, there's CronyJobs.com.

"Apply" now, says the site with a wink. "... to secure a lucrative career both decrying and luxuriating in the spoils of Big Government! No experience necessary! Don't miss your chance to suckle greedily at America's soon-to-be-bankrupt bureaucracy teat!

The site even spotlights recent customers, Harriet Miers and FEMA's Michael Brown, who did just fine for themselves by using the service.


Finally, a place to give the members of Team Bush a direct pipeline to the job of their dreams without being subjected to those nasty "qualifications" demanded by so many Democrats.