E-mail From Conservative Reader: For Once I Agree!
How about more of your son and his real accomplishments and less of you and your silly little liberal opinions?
To which I say...
I couldn't agree more. Not only is my son thinner and better-looking than me -- though a tad shorter -- but he also does a lot to help the world. Be warned though, he doesn't really care for your president. In fact, he and some of his peers at school refer to him as "Chimpy McFlightsuit" so you may not like to see him here any more than you like my opinions.
That's the problem with the youth of today: No respect for ill-gotten authority.
Have a liberal day!